Literally

What a ridiculous word.

lit·er·al·ly (ltr--l)

adv.

1. In a literal manner; word for word: translated the Greek passage literally.

2. In a literal or strict sense: Don't take my remarks literally.

3. Usage Problem

a. Really; actually: "There are people in the world who literally do not know how to boil water" (Craig Claiborne).

b. Used as an intensive before a figurative expression.

Usage Note: For more than a hundred years, critics have remarked on the incoherency of using literally in a way that suggests the exact opposite of its primary sense of "in a manner that accords with the literal sense of the words." In 1926, for example, H.W. Fowler cited the example "The 300,000 Unionists ... will be literally thrown to the wolves." The practice does not stem from a change in the meaning of literally itselfif it did, the word would long since have come to mean "virtually" or "figuratively"but from a natural tendency to use the word as a general intensive, as in They had literally no help from the government on the project, where no contrast with the figurative sense of the words is intended.

Now I also have a HUGE problem with 3. Literally is NOT a fucking intensive. I have heard people say stuff like "I was literally as high as a kite". You were 20 feet off the fucking ground, were you, you illterate? I challenge its usage at all times and in all contexts.

However, this raises the question of language evolution. Words mean what they are used for. Perfect example - the word 'gay'. It has evolved several times, and always to include new meanings - some of which I do not like and, again, challenge at all times.

This may be the first time that a word has evolved to start to mean its own opposite though. I find that unique. Literally.